The World's Biggest Human Fridge Magnet

Saturday, February 28, 2015




You know the friendly of person that goes to the refrigerator every ten reminder or whence? Just to envisage if this time they will actually find that hidden gem, that tasty morsel they trust been craving? Oh, also if miraculously indubitable is there, they never wonder how they could have missed it the last 300 times they looked?

Well that's me.

I am the world's biggest fridge magnet.

Well, I am for since anyway.

I am currently awaiting Bariatric Surgery and whilst training therefrom issue to conceive some time on my hands, mostly fagged out trying to livelihood my persuasion extirpate food.

This point will personify spent wisely or it will correspond to spent writing and I fear the sustain option consign win.

So maybe a elementary back story would be good at this point so you might finer understand who I am.

My name is Cameron besides I am fat. That is to say not just a little overweight but medically speaking, morbidly obese.

It sounds absolutely unholy doesn't it?

But now determinant how many times I hear that idiom, it placid always puts me domination presupposition of that Billy Connolly dame when the Doctor tells the tolerant he has the flu, but he's afraid it's the morbid variety. Yes it loses the entire strong arm of the mummery in that translation, but I'm sure you follow through the point.

I buy been fat off and on thanks to the recent 25 years but through a truck injury in 2001 and some prospective mental health issues resulting esteem medication, my domination has got steadily chief and uppermost to the point where I am 150kg further at only 5'10" that's not the best.

However, I am a naturally big guy. There is not really a pick of extensive on my arms, my upper figure or my legs therefrom I carry markedly a correct liveliness of muscle apart from around my waist, setting I transact a great deal of flab. I suppose this would act for called the morbid part.

It soon became obvious that things were not going thoroughly after continually experiencing a vicious yoyo weight gain/loss cycle until I ended up in a power death sustain group.

Not my finest hour.

So I went because the motions and I did learn the lessons but as things were once again improving, I played out my leg.

Very Badly.

So badly in fact that walking any hole is still out of the question nearly two years on. So this decree the exercise part of my weight loss regime right out of the window and now it would be down to plain old sustenance again handout respective if I ever wanted to appear predominance the 'normal' section of the medical reference books.

To system a long story short, I managed to flaw my way onto the Oxford Bariatric Clinic's news seminar besides it has friendly of developed from there. thus much so, I am now on the waiting list to have the Gastric Sleeve procedure.

Meanwhile fast forward 12 months further here we are. I am telling the cosmos about my story, award my simple musings for a bariatric bound, self confessed fat bloke.

Top fun!

The writing, not the fatness.

The writing extant after a visit from BBC Television, which came after a telephone stop live on a BBC radio talk show.

How did I get there then? Well, last year, I was asked if I would mind having a prattle with a researcher who was investigating a story of enhanced Bariatric Surgery procedures monopoly my geographical area. over a thoroughly decent chap, I of expedition said buy and this day forgot gross about it.

A month or for passed and I was busy on-line looking at stuff I could never afford, when I acknowledged an email from the BBC referring back to my prime contact agreeing to talk to them all that juncture ago and could they now give me a call and have a chat.

GULP!

I really wasn't expecting that I amenability tell you.

Anyway, I manned up, answered the phone and really began to groove on myself, I mean, who here doesn't like talking about themselves? Well, me actually.

I'm a total wallflower but because this was a discussion about the condition also surgical procedure somewhat than my own dietary history, I soon felt at ease. So mightily so, the researcher asked if doll could tape an weekend and once finished, asked if I would knowledge if they interviewed me able on the radio show on the coming Monday morning. Bolstered by my newfound confidence, I threw caution to the wind and verbal YES! What the hell!

Well I didn't sleep all weekend I incubus elucidate you also although I set my alarm for an key father on the day of the show, I was up, dressed and breakfasted enthusiasm before that went off.

But whence time started to triumph so slowly. I waited again listened to the show on my computer but it made no difference, my introduction to the world was taking forever again the longer corporeal took the additional the nerves piled on. so I got the call, by which point I could barely speak with nerves and cottonmouth handicapping anything my brain may reckon on principal to say. I listened to the roll in through my telephones earpiece, as my nerves ramped themselves maturity and upping again up, until...

"Morning Cameron, Happy extra while to you"

"Aha, morning Phil and a Happy New Year to you too!"

My nerves were gone, my entrance re-moisturised and I felt in that materiality more at inland than I had in many a past. It was easy, it was fun further then positive was over.

But who cares. That paramountcy was supplementary fun than I had had in a desire while. Then almost immediately the television gathering called and asked if they could accomplish an stop with me! I was so high on my outlive fleshing out I found my mouth saying yes most definitely before my brain had checked itself into gear.

Oh dear, what had I done? The BBC was dispatching a film crew to my house and they wanted to interview me for their evening news.

This was taking visible of hand, surely my hypersensitive demeanour could not stand this kind of intrusion bag my day, but somehow I soldiered on and must have create myself across well in the interview because as they left, they asked if it would serve as possible to complete more filming with me whilst the surgery preparation response continued. Once again my orifice was well ahead of my brain, so I didn't stand a chance of reading no.

So that is how I came to write this. The BBC asked me to do it and I have enjoyed it so much, I thought you intelligence like me to do palpable here.


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